Carol, if you feel that you need to put brussels sprouts into your mac and cheese, take a Xanax and go lay down. Kentucky Fried Chicken announced Thursday Mac & Cheese Bowlsa cheesy twist on KFC’s popular Famous Bowlsavailable as part of KFC’s 5 Fill Up line up in participating restaurants nationwide starting August 26. There is not enough black Jesus in the world to fix that abomination. Ingredients: 32 0z chicken stock (or more depending on how much you’re making)3 1/2 cups elbow pasta 8 cups of cheese of choice 2 cups whole milk 1 1/2 cup.
Not bread crumbs, cracker crumbs, or bacon (eh, I’ll give you bacon.) And for the love of all that which is holy, DO. Nothing needs to be added to mac and cheese but macaroni and cheese.
for free dont forget to smash the subscribe button and join the at. I’ve even seen cornbread crumbs or Ritz crackers as a topping. you guys the best contact available to you guys the al. I looked at her like “what kind of ridiculousness is happening right now?” If you need a crust, you add more shredded cheese! Yes, shredded cheese, none of these chunky gobs of cheese tossed in with macaroni. We made baked macaroni and cheese and my teacher gave us bread crumbs to put on top. I didn’t even know this was a thing until I was around 12 years old and I was taking a cooking class at school. It’s bad enough that you all think it’s okay to put some sort of bread type crust on your mac and cheese. Y’all can take ownership of that boxed mess with the powder.
I don’t care what you say, baked mac and cheese is as black as you can get. That leads me to my final, and most important food. Don’t try to trick me with juice that looks and tastes like sewage. If you wanted a salad, just EAT A FUCKING SALAD.
But the real question is, why do you people have to do weird shit like drink your greens? Have you ever had green juice? It’s like drinking a fucking salad. And then I had to listen to all my black people complain about the price of kale going up because suddenly it was the hipster green. But white people made kale a freaking event. This chicken was raised straight from the devil's farm. Like, when black people were eating kale no one cared. And then all of a sudden, I realized people were drinking green juice ( ew) and making kale smoothies ( ewwwww.) I lived in Los Angeles, and kale was all the rage. I remember my mom buying kale and collard greens, and cooking them down in a big pot with a smoked turkey leg and a ton of vinegar and seasonings.īlack people greens just don’t do it for me, so I thought maybe eating kale like white people would make me have some sort of epiphany about what I had been missing for all these years. I will admit, I’ve never liked the stuff. And then white people got hip to it (I guess spinach wasn’t enough anymore?) and that was it. And when he asked, “How do you gentrify corn bread?”, I thought of all the other gentrified foods I’ve seen over the last ten years or so.Ĭan we talk about kale? Black people have been eating kale forever. No one has ever looked at cornbread and said to themselves, “you know what would make this better? Adding cotija cheese and cilantro!” (Tasty made a “street corn” cornbread, managing to appropriate two cultures in one dish.) Allen said “I rebuke this in the name of Jesus.” And for the love of all that which is holy, don’t put fucking whole kernel canned corn in your batter. Look, I can appreciate the chefs at Tasty wanting to expand people’s culinary limitations, but stick to four ways to make chicken, okay? Don’t mess with cornbread. If you make it right, all it needs is some butter (honey butter if you’re feeling bougie.) Most of us make it from Jiffy mix, which comes in a blue and white box.
Yes, I know that cornbread is really a southern thing, but since many black people in America have southern roots, we’ve kinda made cornbread our thing, okay? When black people make cornbread, it’s just cornbread. In the first Kalen Reacts video I came across, Kalen watches a Tasty video showing four ways to make cornbread. It also helps to keep the flour in the freezer.The short answer is yes, you absolutely can. (It helps to put them in the freezer after they're measured and cut into pieces. Measure out all of your ingredients for the crust and make sure your butter and shortening are very cold. Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepperġ. scant apple cider vinegar + enough ice water to make ¾ cup liquidĥ slices thick-cut bacon, cut into 1-inch piecesġ pound grated cheese - an equal parts mixture of gruyere, sharp cheddar, brie (no rind) Inspired by Breakfast for Dessert and chef Matt Jennings' Cheesemonger's Mac and Cheese:ģ½ cups all-purpose flour (from the freezer if possible)ġ cup (2 sticks) very cold unsalted butter, cut into ½" cubesġ Tbsp. Bacon Mac 'N' Cheese Pie with Bacon Lattice